Kablam Slam Book

tell me how you really feel

“What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?”

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My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

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sugarbone:

♥ this is the second week of the “don’t give me a cause to use my claws" patch preorder!! thank you SO much to everyone who has pre-ordered! your support is what makes projects like this happen ! as a gift, i will be adding a free strawberry parfait air freshener to all pre-orders, as well as one large sticker of your chosen design! get one here 

barewithitt:

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growingwildly:

xo

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frizz01percy:

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

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reminder for bisexuals

lyricalred:

today is bi visibility day. as such, bisexual people will be completely visible for the next 24 hours. this is a bad day to engage in bank heists, ghost impersonations, covert operations for vague yet menacing government agencies, and other common bisexual hobbies that rely upon our powers of invisibility. 

reblog to save a life. 

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cleffairie:

i feel like once you were emo in middle school youre low key emo for the rest of your life, like you could be 20 in the middle of college wearing uggs or whatever but once you hear the first key to the black parade/i write sins/sugar we’re going down you sprout an imaginary fringe and start yelling your lungs out like its 2007 all over again

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The summer passed away so rapidly, I scarcely realized it was here until it had gone. And now Fall had made its appearance. The Autumn leaves are appearing in gorgeous hues, with breezes sighing ‘Winter comes.’ I always feel sad when Winter comes although it has its pleasures as well as summer.

Ellie, I have just been thinking this evening of ‘the days of the years of my life’ slipping away so imperceptibly — and been wondering who, if anyone has been or ever will be at all benefited by my living in the world. I don’t think any one ever will be.

By the way Ellie I wish most sincerely that you were here this evening, would one not have a happy time, I would love so much to see you and have a good old chat. It seems so hard to communicate all our thoughts by the medium of pen and ink.

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Hattie Sloane letter to Ellen Mowrer Miller, October 24, 1868

Welcome to Transcribe Tuesday, where we feature excerpts from letters and diaries transcribed by volunteers at our DIY History crowdsourcing project. Please stop by the site and help out!

DIY History: Letters to Ellen Mowrer Miller from friends, Boone County, Iowa, 1868-1887

DIY History: Iowa Women’s Lives

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i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

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