Kablam Slam Book

tell me how you really feel

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i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

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Anonymous said: Do you have pics of you being fucked?

raisa-allin:

we live under a fascist capitalist patriarchal regime. all of my pics r of me getting fucked… by the system

crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

crash-mcbarason:

tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
L I M I T E D N I P P L E S

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Posh Photography.

i tied you to the sky
so in that case i will never
lose sight of you.

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megandear:

Unattainable things by  Chiara Bautista

megandear:

Unattainable things by Chiara Bautista

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I love my skin!

How fucking beautiful. This is why Sesame Street was so awesome.  

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lightspeedsound:

kimchibae:

"dick is abundant and low value" i am screaming

omfg 

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Agh god damn it… Ive opened a door…

irondoctor:

mostlysignssomeportents:

Oxford comma catastrophe

No, I think they nailed it.

irondoctor:

mostlysignssomeportents:

Oxford comma catastrophe

No, I think they nailed it.

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starryeyedqueen:

nivalvixen:

olimaru:

How r these people even breathing?

So much stupid. Cannot function on same planet. I must leave now.

SOMEBODY HELP ME BUILD A ROCKET SHIP AND GET OUT OF HERE

(Source: best-of-memes, via deadly-siren-xxx)

I just met a pixie.
And she’s moving in across the street.
And she complimented my garden.
And I think she liked me.
:)